all the awards to this old man
The last one is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen oh my God
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
"you can listen to your music while you work"
- PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
- Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here
in a minute
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
Who doesn’t love a good belly rub?
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
One more month.