basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
wow i’m so picky for an ugly person
He used the wrong
its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did
yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr
the movement has started