Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:53pm
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:51pm

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:49pm

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:47pm

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:46pm

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:46pm

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:45pm

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:44pm

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

image

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:43pm

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:42pm
onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:41pm

celsisus:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:39pm

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 03:31pm

shouldnt:

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

😂😂😂

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 03:30pm
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 03:29pm
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